Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
Get the The Marlboro Finishermug. I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
by fragilebastarad November 26, 2019
Get the Flint Finishermug. When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Finishing Each Other’s Fartsmug. "Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022
Get the Finished FCmug. When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
Get the Zamboni Finishmug. by Knjk July 12, 2022
Get the Finishing a heartmug. “Carly never stays with her boyfriends during they’re grind and hustle, but wants to be with them when they achieved success, she’s suck a finish-line thot.”
by Charley Moon January 3, 2021
Get the Finish-line thotmug.