Failtroll

A social media troll who spams a chat for hours at a time, accomplishing nothing at all because they are unable to successfully roast.
Usually on a fake account.

Brent "Hey looks guys I triggered them by spamming for 4 hours straight."

Melissa "Brent you're such a Failtroll"

by Brentgotowned March 20, 2020

faulty

verrry scandalous

"Ur man aint talkin to you? He actin faulty."

by Boughetto QTPI January 26, 2004

FailTrain

While spectating another player in an online game, watch then do something that will lead to then losing/failing the game.

omg he's taking the bomb to A - he's hopping on the failtrain...

by Tim J C January 12, 2009

Falltop

A device used to hold the marijuana around the mouth piece of a bottle, so when it is lit the smoke can enter the bottle as the water leaves through a hole at the bottom.

A ratchet can be placed in the mouth piece(5/8 fits exactly) or they can be made from smaller ratchets with tape wrapped around to fit comfortably in the bottle. A hole can also be made in the center of the cap and wrapped with aluminum foil and holes poked in the middle so the the marijuana doesn't fall through just the smoke or you can find a metal screen to put inside the falltop. These can be located in your neighbors kitchen sink faucet.

by billy falltops February 9, 2010

Chris Faulkner

An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.

The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'

"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"

"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"

"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."

by Slater_AL October 18, 2012

failtown

Noun: A town comprised of people who continually fail at things.

Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.

Ons: hey, come on vent and talk to yoho
Me: I don't have a mic atm
Ons: failtown

by kenny of the sea January 13, 2008

faluter

one of theose high-falutin' types that drive their Range Rover to Central Market for a bite to eat. pronounced fuh-loot-r

That faluter just ran a red light talking on his cell phone!

by Angeloria January 1, 2007