use it when someone annoys you or bags you-use a very serious face. when you say stop put your hand out like a stop sign & on fair go make a gun out of your hand. easy!
by jk October 28, 2004

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.
It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.
It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.
It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!
Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
by big.m.uk October 29, 2011

There's a rumor around that Maino and Lil' Cease said they'd shoot a fair one over their chain incident...
by God_Emperor November 2, 2007

by MaxThe1 September 29, 2010

Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.
Call your guy and ask him for some bud.
All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011

See fair-weather friend. Someone who is agreeable only when the prevailing conditions are pleasant. Unreliable when the going gets rough.
by Greggy1 June 6, 2010
