Elton

The best friend anyone could ask for.

I know Elton would have my back no matter what.

by There can only be one February 5, 2025

eton

happy :)

“I’m so eton dude”
“Fuck off”

by vicksenngeedee March 16, 2025

Estonian Exenity

When your friend wants you to fuck them but you are in the middle of cloning everything in your house so you accidentally clone your friend with your penis inside and now you have two penises and two friends.

I gave Arnibald the Estonian Exenity last night.

by Tomsklvr33 March 16, 2026

Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Eltonite

A passionate fan of the artist Elton John, the term originating in Elton John fan club newsletters during the early-mid 1970s.

“Eltonites are crazy, man. What do you mean you can tell what year a photo of Elton John is from just by glancing at it?”

by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 7, 2025

Eltonian

A term coined by an Elton John fan community in 2019 that gained wider usage shortly after, meaning something Elton John related in nature. Similar to the terms kafkaesque and dalinian.

I went digging through our Eltonian archives to find the interview with the quote we were looking for.

by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 23, 2025

The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).

Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"

by The isis November 12, 2014