Two-Pound Euro

A €2 coin, a throw back to the good old monetary system in Ireland, and then those european german/frog/belgian waffle cunts changed it all, replacing everything with coins. Coins for fuckin everything, and all of them the same fuckin size.

Do you have any two-pound euros

by Slim November 14, 2004

euro tart

a flavor of frozen yogurt ("fro-yo") comprised primarily of horse cum and sweat cleverly named to get attract sorority girls.

Sorority Girl: "I really like the euro tart, It's more like natural yogurt from Europe. Ya Know?"

by wiselikeyoda July 6, 2014

eurocrat

A term used largely by British "newspapers" the Daily Mail (AKA the Daily Heil and the Daily Hate) and the Sun, as well as ignorant right-wingers such as the BNP and UKIP, to describe people who work for the European Union's administration. The implication is that the laws and decisions made by the EU are only a hindrance to EU citizens, a stereotype perpetuated by fabricated scare stories circulated in the above-mentioned "newspapers".

EU announcement: "We will be taking measures to ensure a high level of quality in the fruit of vegetables sold throughout the EU."
Daily Mail headline: "Eurocrats ban curved bananas!"
Average Daily Mail reader, broadcasting to everyone s/he meets: "Oi has you heard the fuckin' EU has gone an' banned curved bananas? I'm gonna vote BNP to get this country fixed!"
Rational person: "That sounds a lot like a typical sensationalist scare story... I hope you've researched this dubious claim yourself, and not just believed what some bullshit media source has told you?"

by academic_rasta February 21, 2011

Euro Wannabe

People who support the eurpoean culture in North America (USA, Canada. They dress up into colorful outfits usually shiny dress pats or jeans, with very colorfull sweaters on dress shirts with abstract desighns. They listen to pop, trance and other dance music. Usually go to clubs, and like to be refered to as "Ginos". They are mostly European immigrants in first geberation (there are exeptions). They Usally have they hair spiked with blonde highlights and shaves on a sides with lines or simular "designs". Usually hated by rockers and metalheads. Befriend gangsta's and wiggers.

Euro Wannabe: Hey check out this awesome mix i downloaded yesterday!they DJ is SOOOOO talanted!

Rocker:How can you not understand that pop music is garbage and trance is not music, it takes 10 minuted to make it on computer!

Euro Wannabe: ...Well...At leats girls like it....

Rocker: speak for yourself, those girls are cockteases! You dont get laid!

by retamellius February 22, 2009

euro snob

someone who thinks they are better than everyone else in a way where they point their nose up or someone who dresses in european fassion but is bad at it or someone who hates america for no reason or a bad reason.

snob: you guys should join my yacht club
us: sorry we dont have one
snob: well not everyone is meant to be rich
us: euro snob!

by z!g July 9, 2009

Euro States

Quick form of "The European Union".

In the euro states you can watch tv but you need a license and have to pay something like € 260.

by Mahango July 20, 2009

Elron

Elron: a name. Elron is also a train company in Estonia. If you name your child Elron it is in hope of someone running a train on them in later life.

His name was Elron. Elron had the Trump train run on him so often his asshole looked like an open jar of half empty vegemite.

by CivilWarForAll February 15, 2019