In the beginning we were all fish, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made retard frog-squirrel. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with another monkey, and then that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and then that screwed another monkey and then that made you. So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.
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A man who undervalues women emotionally because he prefers the company of men to women intellectually. Emotionally, he is drawn to men and tends to surround his normal activities such as dining out, shopping, etc. with men; but usually he is heterosexual and his sexual preferences involve women.
Many emotionally gay men also use derogatory terms like "bitch" to describe women for lack of understanding them or relating to them.
And many are also suffering from a form of Madonna Whore syndrome because of issues with their own mothers.
Many emotionally gay men also use derogatory terms like "bitch" to describe women for lack of understanding them or relating to them.
And many are also suffering from a form of Madonna Whore syndrome because of issues with their own mothers.
Young men who need a "crew" are emotionally gay.
Men who stereotype women as "bitches and hoes" are emotionally gay
Men who stereotype women as "bitches and hoes" are emotionally gay
by La Gabacha January 26, 2011
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One who rejects "pop culture" and joins the counter-culture realm. Usually has ideas contrary to popular opinion and seeks to gain a better understanding of life through artistic venues. May appear depressed, have black or red hair, and dress in a way that is contrary to what is popular. Thrift stores, art, coffee shops, underground music, and poetry are usually of great interest. Contrary to popular opinion, though an emo kid may seem depressed, within their own group there is an element of deep understanding and friendship. Emo kids see the world as beautiful, but its inhabitants as lost and depressing.
That good will shirt is so emo.
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One who rejects "pop culture" and joins the counter-culture realm. Usually has ideas contrary to popular opinion and seeks to gain a better understanding of life through artistic venues. May appear depressed, have black or red hair, and dress in a way that is contrary to what is popular. Thrift stores, art, coffee shops, underground music, and poetry are usually of great interest. Contrary to popular opinion, though an emo kid may seem depressed, within their own group there is an element of deep understanding and friendship. Emo kids see the world as beautiful, but its inhabitants as lost and depressing.
That good will shirt is so emo.
(Courtesy of "Artsy.not.emo" from the original definition of "Emo Kid")
by Kylowned July 5, 2005
Get the Emotional Kid mug.Apathetic behavior is to show little or no emotion and no interest. Sociopaths will either have no emotion or not feel bad about being purposely cruel to ohers. They will emotionally destroy anyone who gets close to them.
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Get the no emotion mug.An Emotional Hangover or EH is the aftermath of a night of debauchery where the social ramifications are worse than the actual physical hangover. It could be blowing the months rent on rounds of shots, spilling your heart out to a longtime friend. Basically anything that is going to remain with you for a while and make you feel like an ass.
It can also be used separate from a drinking binge if you've done something equally as regretful during an average social outing.
Sunday's are generally the most popular day for an EH
It can also be used separate from a drinking binge if you've done something equally as regretful during an average social outing.
Sunday's are generally the most popular day for an EH
He was screening his phone calls and did not get out of bed for days due to the Emotional Hangover he was experiencing.
"Oh God, last night I had total word vomit was not worth today's E.H. (Emotional Hangover)"
"Oh God, last night I had total word vomit was not worth today's E.H. (Emotional Hangover)"
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When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.
by Tina Ballance December 9, 2008
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