Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right

He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind

by Death Menace February 10, 2023

ego-ed

when you text or call someone and they don't pick up or respond because they feel they are too superior to do so.

I texted John but he totally ego-ed me.

by devons1 March 25, 2022

Halo Ego

Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.

That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW

by Gruntyman March 2, 2024

Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017

Ego’s ego

When a person lives a relative easy life and had been praised for simple tasks, thus blowing up their sense of

Significance and local celebrity syndrome of this ditch and hoarders small town kingdom.

The absolute absence of common knowledge of the outside world feeds the egos of the privileged but clueless

Fools to the point that there ego has no challengers and their ego develops an ego and the third person perspective becomes another character all together, even talking about a group of people in reference to on the original self who by this time is but a lost memory.

Dave speaking: you know how Dave rolls right . Dave dose not give 2 shits you know what I mean ?

Daves brother speaking: ok so fuck dave why you talking about dave dude , and who da fuuudgk dose that make you but an ego’s ego.

by Cash-cow-survivor August 28, 2023

Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.

President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.

by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018

Ego Studying

when you are studying something you know you can't pass

person 1: yo how much did you get on the biology test

person 2: a 34%

person 1: stop ego studying dumbass

by EAL KID April 30, 2023