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Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.
Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*
by Nyaaaaa! April 17, 2005
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Probably the stupiest and most pointless movie ever made. Its about some weird kid with huge glasses that everyone quites over and over again. This movie should be taken out of all movie stores and erased from everyones memory.
SOME STUPID PERSON: Whatever i want GOD!
SOMEONE COOL: SHUT UP, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE WAS THE STUPIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
by sam channy April 23, 2005
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This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD!
Tina! You fat lard come get some ham!

Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives.

Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?!
by Gabriella C. December 5, 2004
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dynamite

- You been smokin that dynamite?
by Monkey Bidness July 15, 2008
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Dynamite

English rhyming word for ‘shite
That dynamite I just had really cracked some serious porcelain. It was like a table leg coming out, and it has left me with severe ring sting.
by fordinho October 6, 2009
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being so damn cool its unbelievable, bitches drop their panties when they see a dynamite and guys freeeeeeze with fear
god damn that rashed anani is so black dynamite
you bet your ass and half a titty that rashed anani is so black dynamite
by rasedeeee March 12, 2010
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napolean dynamite

1. SEE Pimp.

2. Great movie. Some people like it, some people don't but if you're like me (which is unlikely,) go ahead and watch Napolean Dynamite if you haven't yet.
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