Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango April 18, 2016

Dusty doorknob

Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty

Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty

by Unknownnowkyss December 25, 2020

Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 2, 2021

Eye Dusty

A small particle that gets flaked into ones eye

Dammit Logan your dandruff caused me a Eye Dusty

by Whalgan January 22, 2021

Dusty Cooch

Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.

It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.

{chad} yooo dude we used {kira's} Dusty Cooch
{kyle} wooah bro that must have reeked of STIs

by xyko1 February 10, 2021

dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.

After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.

by meatpockets June 28, 2012