drive off

To put gas in your car and not pay for it

I was broke and had to pick up my friends so I did a drive off

by Broke ass September 23, 2013

California Driver

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.

Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!

by Good driver June 29, 2009

california driver

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.

whoa! those california drivers are crazy!

by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004

Women Drivers No Survivors

Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.

This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.

Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.

5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)

4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)

3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)

2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)

And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.

1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.

Number one does not need an explanation.

Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck

she died

Go figure

Women Drivers No Survivors

by N2Y3724 January 24, 2010

Audi driver

The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.

Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.

If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.

Audi driver - The curtain twitching neighbour of the Joneses

by Audi the driver May 8, 2014

We Drive Yeah

A Load of Muthafuckin' badasses.

Who's We Drive Yeah? We Drive Yeah is We Drive Yeah, ya cock.

by rockaholic117 October 17, 2008

Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.

Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.

by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009