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Douche Puppet

A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009
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Douche-Titan

Douche-Titan: An individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities.
Person A – Did you hear about that guy that pooped in B’s litter box after her Halloween party?

Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
by Shantytown January 28, 2010
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Douchachussetts

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.
by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010
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Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
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Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean
Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"
by Dalthran November 24, 2011
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douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.
My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!
by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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