Nukey Dookie

A Nuclear Shit that’s so bad it scares off crowds.

Mr. Hyde laid a Nukey Dookie and it stunk so bad he cleared out the entire restaurant, and destroyed three stalls in the process.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020

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Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011

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Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.

Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.

Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.

Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.

C: What?! How serious?

J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...

by see-see October 21, 2010

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dooky bag

Years ago, when a child was leaving their grandparents home, they were given a bag of goodies, candy, cookies etc and it was referred to as a dooky bag.

Take home this dooky bag with you and eat it after your parents tell you that you can.

by princess1322 March 9, 2011

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