Doofed

The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.

Dude...I'm So Fucking Doofed!

by AStonerXD August 6, 2011

Floppy Doofer

A limp penis. Not hard.

Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.

by Fish hook September 11, 2004

doofus

President George W. Bush

George Bush is the head doofus in Washington.

by Doc!!! August 31, 2006

Doofer

The small nub of a joint that's left once all have had their fill. Tuck it away and save it for later.

Commonly known as a roach.

Derived from "It'll do fer later"

I didn't roll anything, but I brought a doofer.

by Onehitter April 9, 2006

doofus

Someone without a clue as to what is going on and/or generally has bad reflexes.

May occasionally do something stupid by accident (tripping, falling, etc.)

That doofus over there just walked into a stop sign!

by HiPeople March 22, 2010

Doofas

(Noun)
An unbright person. Idiot. Unintelligent. Obtuse.

Because of the president's Tweets, one must conclude he is a doofas.

by Toluquita March 7, 2018

doofuses

Plural of Doofus. People who think their ignorance is something to be proud of.

Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber are a couple of doofuses.

by Wasilla Jane July 25, 2009