waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

brew donkey

he or she forced to go solo on a beer run

or a person who can hold down a lot of beer

well i guess im the gawl damm brew donkey tonight

by poodonkey June 16, 2010

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

you donkey

A term for people who don't curse. This word means you jackass. Used in mainly 4-7 grade.

Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."

Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.

by Amoniglue November 24, 2017

Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.

Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!

by Donkey pox August 7, 2022