dink eye

a person's eye that looks north , east, south, or west, while the other eye looks at you

i can't talk to lincoln, that dink eye blows me away.

by johnnyfishboy November 16, 2007

Dinkdonker

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.

“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”

by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020

dinker

Noun. A word used only by people withhalf-mexican friends. They usually use it when referring to most anything, it is a replacement word when one thinks other words are inadequate. Often used to refer to friends when speaking to them. Originated in Madison, WI.

It's right next to the fire dinker (fire alarm).

Dinker, where are you?

by MadisonsFinest June 29, 2010

dinkily

That stray tangled fabric in the bottom of your sock that annoys you for the rest of the day.

This dinkily has been annoying me all day.

by a box of pandoras' January 30, 2008

dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

Dink Nugget

A small circular-shaped turd that drops in the toilet and makes a splashing sound (or a "dink" sound).

Less commonly used as an affectionate term to one's significant other or sibling, usually in response to something silly that person does.

PJ - "I just made a dink nugget!"

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Connor: "Hey sis, I just fed whipped cream to our hamster!"
Lauren: *Rolls eyes and laughs* "You're such a dink nugget!"

by Tofutie018 February 4, 2010

dink out

In golf when a tee shot by men using a driver(the biggest club) fails to be propelled past the lady's tee marker. The culprit of such a tee shot must continue to play the rest of the hole with his dink out.

Ha ha, you flubbed that shot so bad it's a dink out!

by schmorlygigs April 28, 2010