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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
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biggest ding dong

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace
by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020
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ding dong

*walks up to door bell* 'ding dong,
by shanos prayer July 30, 2020
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Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.
Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016
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DING DONG

someone is at your door so they pressed the door bell that makes a sound DING DONG or plays random s*it music that everyone hates
Doorbell: DING DONG

qwerty: someone is at the door
by tasmin vrtizwmo June 17, 2018
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Ding Dong

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong
by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019
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