avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

DING DONG CHING CHONG

whusinghao

random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023

ding dong

Means your cock is huge.

That guys cock is huge, he is a ding dong

by sufoK December 17, 2022

ding dong wee wee

chicago street slang for disgusting whore

sandy is a ding dong wee wee

by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023

ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.

The girls just ding dong ditched us.

by defined word definition July 27, 2023

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023