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star dildo

A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.
"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"
by Giantrobotgrunt July 10, 2016
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russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
by MahaRandi May 13, 2016
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digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.
Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?
by The One And Only!! February 23, 2008
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Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.
I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.
by MineMixer May 16, 2015
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Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019
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Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
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Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).
I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.
by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016
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