Equivalent Dickschange

The act of one person being a dick to another person after having been first treated in a dickish manner that they did not deserve to be treated in.

I was hanging out with my friend the other day, and all of a sudden he began acting like a major dickbag towards me. He persisted, despite me trying to ignore his behavior so I was forced to start making short jokes. His feelings got hurt, but I don't feel bad because I was merely demonstrating the art of equivalent dickschange.

by CulturallyInappropriate July 23, 2018

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resting dickface

A resting place for a dick. Usually a male co worker who is confused about his sexuality

Hey bill wanna rest your dick on my face. Thanks Jeremy it needs a rest after carrying your ass at work all week.

Jeremy has resting dickface

by Bauder June 28, 2019

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Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

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