Distraction dance

Eating a burrito on the moon the act of eating a burrito on the moon.

While looking at someone distraction dance red killed you in comms and self reported

by Nononkno October 17, 2020

El Destructo tour

when you go out in a car in a quest to cause damage to other people's property, namely a mailbox

lets go for an el destructo tour to knobby's mailbox

by Rhyno June 6, 2003

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

Destraction

destraction dɪˈstrakʃən
n
1. the act or an instance of simultaneous distraction and destruction

1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.

2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.

by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

destructionalist

1. a person who causes destruction.

2. someone that annoys you.

3. you call someone this when they do something that you react with "omg ugh!" or "how dare you!"

Friend: I stole your cookies.
You: You destructionalist!

by randomness2 October 18, 2011

Distraction

What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).

Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!

Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!

Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!

by I Totally Like Reading December 2, 2016