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Destroyota

1. A death machine made by Toyota

2. Specifically a Toyota who's acceleration and deceleration methods are faulty.

3. Any car that appears to be out of control.

4. Pinto of the 21st century.

5. Synonymous with Toyota: A car that never stops, even when you press hard on the brakes.
WTF, your car is acting weird...? Hell, at least it's not one of those destroyota death machines!

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Did you see that destroyota prius behind us?! F* that! I'm taking THIS exit now!!

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(Driver) WHAT THE F* WAS THAT?!

(Pass.) Dude, it must have been a destroyota that almost killed us!

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Did you hear that Steve Wozniak told a conference his 2010 Prius "goes wild" under some conditions...? That's what people get for buying a Destroyota!
by InsanitySektor February 6, 2010
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Destroy Dick December

This event happens right after No Nut November on December 1st nut once then on December 2nd but twice and it keeps going like that until December 31st where you will nut 31 times. But you can only participate in this if you won No Nut November
Yo bro are you ready for Destroy Dick December? Hell yeah bro I'm boutta nut so many times!
by GucciKidLV November 30, 2018
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Destroy dick December

On th first day of December, you must milk your balls once. On the second day you must milk your balls twice and so on until January first
It’s Day 3 of destroy dick December and I’m still going.”
by Crusty The Ass Pirate December 2, 2017
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Search and Destroy

game in modern warfare 1/2 where its basically team deathmatch with no respawning.
Guy 1: Want to play team deathmatch
Guy 2: Theres too many noobs on team deathmatch, im playing search and destroy.
by joedfsfsdfsfsfdfsdf March 8, 2010
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Crush Yiff Destroy

Crush Yiff Destroy (Or CYD!) is an orginization of people determined to alalyze the furry fandom.

Actually they're a bunch of heartless bastards that make fun of poor, innocent furs that draw yiff and dicknipples.
"CYD was making fun of my art! Why don't they like 500lb herm-gryph-taurs?"
by Banrai May 13, 2005
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search and destroy

The act of looking up pornographic content and clearing your browsing history afterwards instead of opening a private window. Utilized by technologically illiterate fuckboys trying to jack off.
That fag Jake probably deletes his browsing history after jacking off. Playing a game of search and destroy, what a fag.

It's the 21st century fag, you don't have to search and destroy anymore.
by Inumeration May 28, 2017
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DESTROYATION

The proccess of destroying a team. Usually there is a large margin between the two teams.

One team is being blown to the Schissenhousen.
They took it up and went bang. Wagons Hoooooo. My goodness gracious me, this is no a DESTROYATION. The score is 11 11 77 Lord Neilson.
by Habibapotamus May 21, 2004
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