derpendisen

boone and matt when theyre baked as fuck son

something retarted as fuck when youre fried is derpendisen

by beefkurtain February 13, 2014

Darren

Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo

Don't be a Darren.

by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

dorrence

Another word for shit / crap / faecal matter . Usually used when directing aggression or disdain towards a third party who is not in earshot.

Rodney's being a royal dorrence this morning.

Dennis, why don't you go eat a massive dorrence.
Kennedy's the mayor of Dorrence County

by jake1981 February 28, 2017

darren smith

He is loyal to his friends his lover and his family but he is an underrated athlete who is counted out many times but in the end proves them wrong and make it pro

Dont give up on "Darren Smith" he's gonna do big things.

by [e-mail] April 16, 2017

Derrondas

A strong willed type of person. he can be a bit to much at first but then u learn to love him. he has a good appearance and can be friends with anyone. and he can be a trustworthy person. he is the life of the party or well trys to be. he will always put friends first. he always looks at the better side off life. and tries to teach kids the better type off life. most off all a cool friend to have,

That Derrondas sure is an amazing Man. I wish I had someone like Derrondas.

by Lady Fire&Ice May 6, 2017

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

derrington

A gentle man sometimes but, other times just an asshole.

Wish I had a Derrington in my life!!

by Kitty cat 12 July 18, 2017