rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Destroy Pussy December

The act of a female’s Destroy Dick December in which a female must orgasm once on the first twice on the second and three times on the third.

Hey babe are you participating in Destroy Pussy December?

by Ibeatmymeat420 October 28, 2019

December 14

National give your girlfriend cuddles, kisses, hoodies, chocolate, and whatever they want

Boyfriend: Here you go
Girlfriend: Why are you giving me this?
Boyfriend: Cause it's December 14

by DarknessDaAimbot December 2, 2019

Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

december 7

Birthday of one of the bestest people you’ll ever meet! If you know someone whose birthday is on that date, you’re very lucky to have them, and you must appreciate their whole being very much! They’re really special people.

“Today’s December 7th, the birthday of one of my favorite people!”

by builsan October 15, 2019

December

Destroy Dick December
The month after No Nut November where the boys go absolutely insane!

Friend 1: “Hey guess what! It’s almost December!”

Friend 2: “Yeah Christmas is coming, I’m aware.”
Friend 1: “No no you got it all wrong! Destroy Dick December is coming! It’s like the opposite of No Nut November!”

by NincompoopNavarre October 23, 2019