In da infamous "July is National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker would likely be assigned pewnitive damages if said scenario had happened in real life.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
Get the pewnitive damagesmug. Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
by MyBeach April 6, 2021
Get the Corporate Damagemug. Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
Get the Damage Dick Decembermug. An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
Get the Evening Damagemug. by LBozoRation69420 March 25, 2022
Get the EMOTIONAL DAMAGEmug. something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.
Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*
Player: *jumps*
by WantYouGone September 6, 2023
Get the serious brain damagemug. When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021
Get the Sneezing Damagemug.