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Sloppy Dallas

to have your girlfriend put a HUGE dip in and suck your dick (created by McNasty and Soup on youtube)
Hey baby go grab that can of Copenhagen i want me a sloppy dallas!
by taterman32 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a female is giving you a sloppy blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
God damn it Joe I herd my step sis gave you a fucking Sloppy Dallas you piece of shit!
by nulltype October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

The act of getting a blowjob from a girl whose mouth is full of dipping tobacco.

It was made popular by Soup and McNasty on Youtube
Eric: "I was with my girl last night and she gave me a Sloppy Dallas."

Matt: "Dude, i am so jealous."
by Hunky Skunk October 15, 2020
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Dallas Downer

This is the act of having great sex only to realize you are still in Dallas, Texas.
When our company visited Dallas, Texas for the conference, we had dinner at the Sizzler on last night and I ended up hooking up with our hot waitress; we had great sex and then everything was ruined when I realized I was still in Dallas. Thus I experienced the 'Dallas Downer"
by Austin Love November 10, 2009
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Jesuit Dallas

absolutely fucking bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. surprise, you’re just an entitled asshole with a bad perm. they’re all racist, homophobic, and/or misogynistic and think that girls find “dark humor” funny when it’s really just offensive.
Person 1: You go to Jesuit Dallas? That makes sense.

Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.
by thecolourlavender September 13, 2021
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Dallas Stars

By far the worst team in the NHL. There captain Mike Modano is terrible and hurt. Their fans think they are the greatest. They have a pathetic 2 Stanley Cups. They are the worst team in NHL history and I hope they never win again.
The Dallas Stars lost again and finished their season 0-82-0
by Peeweee March 3, 2007
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dallas green

Probably the worst solo artist known to man. A member of the somewhat respectable band Alexisonfire, he started a terrible side project called City in Colour.

Known for his terrible live performances, lack of style, taste, personal hiegene and for having a voice that cracks more often than a 13yo boys', not saving his scissors would be doing a grand favour for the sake and betterment of mankind.
"Save your scissors" by fagget green is the WORST SONG EVER CREATED, and for some reason it is overplayed on radio stations throughout Ontario.

Dude: "Have you heard of dallas green"
The Man: "That repulsive singer that looks like he crawled up from out of a toilet? Ya he sucks"
by Darius69 July 8, 2006
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