DAD 

Dumb Ass Dick

Don’t be such a DAD

DAD by Darkmuff March 28, 2020

Dad 

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.

fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)

Dad by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020

Dad 

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

Dad by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

dad 

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?

dad by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020

Dad 

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

Dad by gdnnfh April 24, 2020

dad 

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

dad by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020

Dad 

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

Dad by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020