Tokyo Drift

Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.

1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.

B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.

2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.

3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.

by BuzzKillingfield February 28, 2011

Pocket drifting

Pocket drifting is when your phone does things against your will or knowledge while in your back pocket. These things are a result of the complex manipulations of your rump, gait, and sitting movements. The results can be incredible, hard-to-believe, annoying, harmless, pernicious, serendipitous, frustrating or embarrassing. For example, you might accidentally text gibberish to the one person in your contact list that you’ve been trying to avoid for weeks, or you might unknowingly run up your phone bill by calling people outside of your plan. Pocket drifting is a term that encompasses others, including, ‘pocket browsing’, ‘pocket calling’, ‘pocket comment’, ‘pocket dialing’, ‘pocket mail’ and so on.

“I heard you and Jennifer are gonna hang out tomorrow. I thought you were trying to avoid her.”
“Ugh, yeah, but my phone pocket drifted, texting her, which struck up a correspondence which should’ve never happened. ”
“Damn—well--something like that--you prolly deserve it.”

“Hey, where’d you get that sweet helmet?”
“I actually bought it by accident. I was watching it on my eBay app, but while I was working my phone pocket drifted and committed me to buying it. It’s okay though, ‘cause I was just looking for a sign to buy it.”
“Oh wow.”

“Hey man, why the f*** were you bumpin’ your whack-a** ringtone in class?! Don’t you know how to silence your phone? You looked like a complete a**hole. It’s only fair the prof kicked you out.”
“That wasn’t my ringtone--I don’t know what the hell it was. My phone must’ve been pocket drifting. By the way, I DO know how to silence my phone; it might be a smart phone, but it’s not smarter than me.”
“I think it just mirked you, so it really might be smarter than you.”
“Sh!t!”

by various vary September 3, 2011

drift

Front-drive cars do drift; the rear wheels will break and swind around, but at that point you're at the mercy of the road. VW Beetles don't do it so well, not cause they don't have power, but all the weight's on the back.

A idiot in a Honda Civic got his car to drift, he's dead now.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

drifters

codeine, a perscription pain killer taken to achieve a state of stupor.

"dude i popped three drifters last nite, i was drooling all over myself"

by ericdolphy September 9, 2006

Dorifto Kids

Bunch of n00bs with gay skins, suck at english and life.

Kei says : Jajaja. We are dorifto kids, we pwn nothing but nubs lol. my englush suxck?

by Crash Bandicoot November 10, 2006

drifter

a person that has amazing car control that also always get the girls

wow look at that drifter go.

by Diegooooo March 29, 2008

Drifters

A person, or persons that look like they would be able to buy a minor some alchohol. ususally found inside of walmart, or out in the parking lot.

Nate: Hey man you want to go to walmart to look for some potential drifters?
Jesse: Ya sure man, what are drifters?
Nate: someone to buy you alch.

or

Nate: Lets go hunt down some drifters for alch
Jesse: Sounds good man, lets get messed up

by The real Teet October 5, 2009