dknewies 

A parody channel of dkoldies "a shit shopping site." haters on somebody named micro and has a youtube channel parodying the dkoldies channel with characters like "crackheadjoey" and "k-mart brand sam" based of Joey and Sam from dkoldies parodying shipping outing orders from dkoldies.

Chad 1: "Man dkoldies suck ass! That's why I watch dknewies because they are funny." Chad 2: "What's your favorite character? Mine is K-mart brand sam." Chad 1: "It's CrackHeadJoey."

dknewies by sieldi September 4, 2022

D.D.K.

Don't
Doubt the
Kong!

When Doubt the Kong, you doubt yourself! Don't EVER Doubt the Kong!

D.D.K. by D.D.K. May 25, 2004

DKB 

Acronym for "Delicious Keg Beer"

Dude, get us a couple of DKBs while we're waiting for the beerpong table.

DKB by TommyRuss August 8, 2009

dkv 

Deranged kilted Vegan- Usually used to describe old men a little bit gone in the head. Often they will have strange dietry habbits and an un-usual dress sence. Often they will be a little gone in the head, and may think they have a very good sence of humour, when actually there brain has shriveled and they are not really funny at all.
Often known to laugh at their own jokes.

Why are you wearing a rubber ring and leotard? Your such a DKV!

dkv by oxford neuro-Psychologist June 7, 2003

dkrazy 

a lyrically insane mastermind of the rap game. he released the song "Prom Rap" in 2009 and became an instant success. He also has a large penis

Dkrazy is the bomb!
I want DKrazy to have my babies!!
DKrazy can cure cancer!

dkrazy by jimmyisgay09 May 11, 2009

dki

dki is one of the best coutner-strike players alive. he has won many CPL's and is in CALinvite. if you think dki is ownij go in #iDe

WOW! how did dki do that?

dki by DKI MOHAVI September 27, 2003

Dkm

Dont now me its kinda like idk just dkm

Stop talking about me because idk you and you dkm🤦🏽 ♂️

Dkm by Its.skur July 19, 2022