by Blake Dluog April 21, 2018
Get the dallas winstionmug. when your girl (if you had one) gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip and makes your shaft look like lawn clippings and or turd
by go sub to mc nasty October 16, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When our company visited Dallas, Texas for the conference, we had dinner at the Sizzler on last night and I ended up hooking up with our hot waitress; we had great sex and then everything was ruined when I realized I was still in Dallas. Thus I experienced the 'Dallas Downer"
by Austin Love November 10, 2009
Get the Dallas Downermug. absolutely fucking bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. surprise, you’re just an entitled asshole with a bad perm. they’re all racist, homophobic, and/or misogynistic and think that girls find “dark humor” funny when it’s really just offensive.
Person 1: You go to Jesuit Dallas? That makes sense.
Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.
Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.
by thecolourlavender September 13, 2021
Get the Jesuit Dallasmug. By far the worst team in the NHL. There captain Mike Modano is terrible and hurt. Their fans think they are the greatest. They have a pathetic 2 Stanley Cups. They are the worst team in NHL history and I hope they never win again.
by Peeweee March 3, 2007
Get the Dallas Starsmug. Probably the worst solo artist known to man. A member of the somewhat respectable band Alexisonfire, he started a terrible side project called City in Colour.
Known for his terrible live performances, lack of style, taste, personal hiegene and for having a voice that cracks more often than a 13yo boys', not saving his scissors would be doing a grand favour for the sake and betterment of mankind.
Known for his terrible live performances, lack of style, taste, personal hiegene and for having a voice that cracks more often than a 13yo boys', not saving his scissors would be doing a grand favour for the sake and betterment of mankind.
"Save your scissors" by fagget green is the WORST SONG EVER CREATED, and for some reason it is overplayed on radio stations throughout Ontario.
Dude: "Have you heard of dallas green"
The Man: "That repulsive singer that looks like he crawled up from out of a toilet? Ya he sucks"
Dude: "Have you heard of dallas green"
The Man: "That repulsive singer that looks like he crawled up from out of a toilet? Ya he sucks"
by Darius69 July 8, 2006
Get the dallas greenmug. by XxOnlinedudexX October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.