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The Haley Curse

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
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Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.
by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005
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Curvin'

When a girl, you are macking on, ignores you during certain times because shes interested in another guy.
Guy IM: Hey whats up?
Girl IM: ....
Guy IM: Bitch, you curvin' me?
Girl IM: Hey, ill hit ya up later busy right now.
by JukaJuka November 8, 2011
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Talking in cursive

A classy way of saying that you are drunk and slurring.
I'm not slurring I have more class than that. I am talking in cursive.
by BizzRyon August 21, 2010
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curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!
Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!
by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017
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curse you perry the platypus

A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.

Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
by retardedpotago September 9, 2020
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Shower Curtain

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021
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