cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

cucumbersexual

celine

‘i am cucumbersexual’

by brooke ⚱️ January 20, 2021

Cucumbering

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

Cumcumber

A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.

"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.

by Miss Happy January 8, 2009

cucumbering

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

by laura =) May 16, 2006

Cumcumber

A large cucumber that you lick until it drops juice

Omg that cumcumber looks so tasty

by catducky May 6, 2018

cucumbered

a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same

dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!

by anniston February 15, 2010