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Cancun Cruz

A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.

Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"

"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."

"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
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Joselyn Cruz valencia

Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
Hey Joselyn Cruz valencia, can you be my friend please and can you make a tik tok with me please oh and give me your Snapchat and insta! And trust me I don’t want to lose you as a friend
by Not very cute October 26, 2019
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Chloe Cruz

Chloe is the most popular autistic name, most people who have this name are diagnosed with autism later on in life but don’t seem to accept their condition. They show many traits of autism but refuse to agree with it. Most Chloe’s can’t do simple math either but they will eat everything in your house if you don’t keep an eye on them. Around 99% of people names Chloe are morbidly obese and eat lots of sweets like ice cream and chocolate.
Chloe Cruz was spotted eating per usual.
by Instama June 14, 2024
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Cruz

A degenerat weeb/furry. There camera roll is full of hentai and yiff And it’s the only thing they talk about
by Max-king August 27, 2020
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Yonan Cruz

Yonan Cruz is a really cool guy and has alot of friends hes also tall and likes to listen to old music and when Yonan Cruz likes somebody he wont let go of them, he is a really good emotional supporter and will always be there flr you, Yonan Cruz doesn't really get mad at all but when he does he calms down fast. He also spoils his girlfriend in a relationship and gives her all love and attention.
Your dating yonan cruz?
Yea he spoils me.
by Ivet November 21, 2021
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Cruz

A short men who thinks he is the strongest among his friends. He loves to play sports but he suck in it. A retarded kod who will never understand how to respect humans.
He hit his grandfather because he is a Cruz.
by Perpesek September 11, 2022
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