chowder collar

when one recieves a wicked blow job to where he unleashes numerous days of backed up seamen allover the collar bone and throat area of the throat toaster that gave him the goods . painting his wood pudding from one side to another in collar form

rhonda smoked me off like i was a fuckin rock star last night .. i came so much that i gave her anice fucking chowder collar

by voodoo4426 November 1, 2011

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tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.

Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."

by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013

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trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013

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chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.

Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard

by swollen richard January 22, 2014

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Louisiana Chowder

While receiving fellatio from an intoxicated woman who has recently ingested semen, she mistakenly vomits on your erect penis leaving you with a lap full of Louisiana Chowder.

"I had to throw those pants away after Becky made me some Louisiana Chowder"

by Backass Jack November 9, 2015

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