Corvid

Also known as the Rona or the Boomer dezeeze. This was a dezeeze from the 23rd century bc it wiped out half the Karens and their pet Dino nuggies. You could protect yourself by buying stone age toliet paper. And was spread through hair flipping. In other words the vsco girls started it from sipping tea from their hydroflasks and playing with each others hair.

SAVE THE TURTLES.

SKSKSKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKS.

And I oop. And I oop.

Look out for le Corvid protect the dino nuggies!!!

by CORVIDSPREADER February 12, 2021

Covid-69

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.

As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.

by baileystrum March 24, 2020

Covid Dreams

When mixed feelings or morbid musings about the coronavirus pandemic are abstractly or creatively depicted through computer art.

Digital artists think that covid dreams could serve as a form of therapeutic art for those who are grieving for their loved ones who lost their lives to the coronavirus.

by MathPlus March 5, 2021

Covid Fate

That someone will die of the coronavirus, whether they get vaccinated or not, is determined by their Creator, who has the final say on their last day on earth.

If your time to journeying to the other side of eternity has come or hasn’t arrived yet, regardless of the pandemic situation around you, or of the necessary health precautions you’ve taken, it all boils down to your covid fate, and not because of a deadlier variant of the virus that is hell-bent to ending your life prematurely.

by Covido March 7, 2021

COVID-21

The result of COVID-9 + COVID-10.

Me: What's COVID-9 + COVID-10?
Jeff: COVID-21!

by toadwire May 2, 2020

COVID

Short for “Christ Or Vaccines In Doubt.” When believers living in developing countries, most of which have a low percentage of their population being inoculated, can look up to God to protect them against the coronavirus; or they can resort to creative ways, or hope for some rich countries’ donations, for their jabs.

For Psalm 91 believers who long to get a Covid-19 shot, the choice of vaccination is decided: COVID!

by MathPlus July 17, 2021

Covid Police

People who are out in public, shaming others for not staying home.

Social media post: PSA- This is not the time to start home projects. Goin thru Starbucks Drive thru and noticed the Home Depot parking lot full. STAY AT HOME! WE ALL HAVE TO STAY HOME OR THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!

Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.

by TigerDan April 2, 2020