V-crook

when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)

what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?

by yanaviv July 18, 2005

coozbag

scuzzy marmot woman. known to frequent the gutter.

take your cockenballs off my shoulder and shut up, coozbag!

by depp August 2, 2006

Crooked

A new slang word that means cool, awesome, etc.

Mary: Hey, Jack, you're looking crooked!

Jack: Thanks, Mary, you are too!

by DekuBoy May 12, 2010

cronzo

Marijuana, an illegal drug used by many.

Hey u wanna go smoke some cronzo? i have a backwood can you fill it?

by mike m January 17, 2004

Crooks McGroochan

Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.

In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!

by Porkrtick Patrick July 3, 2008

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008

Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 27, 2011