steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.

"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008

Creamy enema

Like and enema of water, but not quite cream.
To have your batty filled with sperm.
It's what you get if you hang around in public toilets looking for the dropped soap.

Delroy had a creamy enema last night - it was administered by Alvin.

by Sammyt December 27, 2005

Creamy

A term of praise. To be jizzariffic. Of similar definition to cool or 1337.

Oh.. Creamy!! That is so the shiznid!
Hmmm, she looks so Creamy.

by Vulpine April 10, 2003

Creamy Nasal

This is when a women is giving a man a blow job, he takes his dick out of her mouth, to get off on her face and his cum goes up her nose.

Creamy Nasal leaves you smelling cum for rest of the day!!!

by Big Willie & Special K September 25, 2008

Creavy

An adjective (pronounced like "heavy") used to describe music. It is a combination of creepy and heavy. It originates from a band dubbed Project 86 who first used the word in the vodcast.

Man, Foxy Shazam is creavy.

by Josherphoto January 19, 2009

Creakin

When a certain item or event is found to be badly set up or built, or simply if the speaker does not like said item or event, they may be forced to speak up, hence titling said item/event with the aforementioned word

Holy shit, that gig was so bad, it was creakin' dawg

Mate, dat joint fucked with me, it was Creakin'...

by makokasyx August 15, 2009

Creamy Shorts Syndrome

Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)

God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!

by Iiiieeew Hefner June 23, 2010