angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.

GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.

by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011

anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

Hugging the Cactus

A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”

Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.

by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021

Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.

Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.

Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.

by Gclipse December 23, 2009

landi the cacti

the name used for landon austin.

landon is such a cacti.

by landon is a cacti named landi January 22, 2005