COWITCH

A female with breasts of considerable size.

Adrian: Dude did you see our new math teacher? Matt: Not yet, I have her for 3rd period. Adrian: She’s a cowitch dude

by Azæthot June 13, 2021

coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021

conitement

You accidentally ignore the "g", and a word breaks.
V: conite
Adj: conitive
Adv: coniting

Ivorie: It was a beautiful niht
Coato: It's "night" you bastard of conitement

by tildeman September 9, 2021

conitune

When a teacher can't learn to spell

Omg sir! You can't conitune!

by Lmaolmao1 September 18, 2021

Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

colitas

As per the "Hotel California" lyrics: “On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair/Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air...."

Here's some more background into the term "colitas" (quelites).

My partner and I came about this kind of a backwards way. I was studying plants prized by local curanderas (female folk healers) of the Northern New Mexico/San Luis Valley area of Colorado, and came upon "quelites," pronounced "Keh-LEE-tehs." The term specifically refers to a local weed that grows prolifically, colloquially known as "lambsquarters." Further research found quelites is a Mexican/American term for any wild green. We've also seen it as a Spanish translation on a bag of spinach from the grocery store. My partner remarked one day, "I know where I've heard that term before," and sang off the first two lines of the Hotel California song, thus the connection. Quelites and colitas are phonetically identical. The term is used in different geographic regions to refer to specific plants that grow locally, but, much like common names in English, can mean quite different species of plants.

We went out to the fields to gather colitas for a salad.

by LBZeep January 21, 2022

Cotiteral Damage

Some of the non lethal side effects of a woman having huge heavy hanging breasts.

A still from my video titled B**bs Vs Bras, I think my bras are losing. They put up a good fight until the bras snap. You might call it Cotiteral Damage.

by launcestonelliot January 2, 2022