Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by Little Brian September 5, 2008

mercury cougar

A classic performance/luxury car manufactured by Ford Motor Company, under the Mercury nameplate. A sister to the Ford Thunderbird and originally designed to directly compete with the Chevrolet Corvette. One of the last comfortable American RWD V8 automobiles available, until 1999, when it was replaced by an ugly, underperforming, four and six cylinder hatchback.

That's a beautiful XR-7 Mercury Cougar, I bet you're glad you didn't buy that Chevy Corsica.

by Joshman June 11, 2006

flying cougar

During sex, when a woman is on top and she moves up and down on a penis she moves up far enough that the penis is out of the vagina then she drops back down onto it repeatedly. This can be a dangerous move because if the penis is bent instead of reentering the vagina it can cause serious injury.

Damn, that chick was hopping up and down so fast and hard on my cock that she did a flying cougar.

She was on top and so wild that her flying cougar made me cum like I never have.

by Bucko McCane December 16, 2006

Cougar Clog

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet

Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!

by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

Barracks Cougar

A barracks cougar is much like a barracks bunny, only older like mom or grandma status. Usually in their early 30's late 40's.

Marine 1: Dude! That chick is old enough to be my mom why is she in the BRKS?

Marine 2: She's A Barracks Cougar!

by AwesomeNess One April 16, 2010

Cougar Trench

The private parts (front of rear) of an older lady on the prowl for younger men.

"Did you see that cougar i left the bar with last night?"

"yeah, how did that go?"

"She had the nicest cougar trench ive ever been in."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

cougar bits

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat

Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"

by Cashmoneyrolls June 9, 2007