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Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos

A very good SMG1 hack which is based off from Kaizo Mario Galaxy and SMG1: Daredevil Challenge.
Dude 1: “Have you played Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”
by PudvahCrew (Tristan) February 16, 2021
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma August 13, 2016
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cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.
I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021
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Cosmic Horn

You will fuck everything that moves.
"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"
by Lydzieee December 15, 2008
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Cosmo Girl

A slightly deformed young woman with profoundly wide jawbones.

Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.

Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.

Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
Good grief Herbert, gouge out my eyes! Look at that Cosmo Girl on the rack there!
by FunkyObserver September 13, 2011
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Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
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cosmonot

someone whose life revolves around getting extremely high.
"this cosmonot comes pigfishing for cape canavral every day"
by eddie ringer April 23, 2005
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