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The best band ever to grace the face of this earth. I duno if they're emo of not..but whatever they are they're effing awesome!
Something Corporate's lead singer, Andrew jumps on the piano, and it is hot. \m/
by KT B-illo October 20, 2003
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Corporate Fag

A "corporate fag" is a former politician or political staffer -- state or federal -- who leaves high office (elected or hired) to join a private interest group seeking financial gain that undermines the public interest. He or she does this in order to enrich him/herself by influencing current elected officials, often against the public interests they once claimed to serve. A "corporate fag" is especially adept at channeling money to current elected officials in order to buy influence.
Big "corporate fag," Richard Armey, who along with Newt Gingrich, wrote the Contract With America, then broke his "term limits contract" (a major part of the Contract With America) to become House Majority Leader. Armey now lobbies for the DLA Piper law firm, which took $6 million in lobbying fees over the five years Armey has worked there from the international pharmaceutical giant, Medicines Company.
by Honest Sucker August 9, 2009
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Corporate Metalhead

Corporate Metalhead (CMH) is a honorary designation awarded by a Metalhead to an exceptional well-mannered Corporate or public figure who shares Metalhead values and fights the unwarranted negative stereotypes commonly associated with Metalhead culture. Beneath the professional and conservative appearance is a true Metalhead personality, faithfully following the progression of today's Metal and loyal to those of yesterday.

Corporate Metalheads are a sub-culture of Metalheads typically possessing a mix of liberal and conservative tendencies. CMH's are rarely found on the frontlines of Metalhead culture. They are living the American Dream, financially responsible, family-oriented and enjoy a variety of music - but their true passion is that of Metal.

CMH's are aware that Metalheads fall victim to a culturally ignorant society and to maintain their good impression will admit their passion for Metal when an inquiry is made, or following a conservative first impression. CMH’s are by no means embarrassed by their Metalhead counterparts; it is in fact a strategy employed to fight stereotypes. Another reason why a CMH will disclose their love for Metal is if they are provoked. See Example 1

A CMH is often part of a Metalhead circle - you can easily spot one at a party by looking for a neat, almost fussy looking individual, nodding their head to All That Remains and singing the words only a true Metalhead would know!
Example 1

As any Metalhead knows and has experienced, there is always that ONE person that just has to go there and say something stupid like, "I think my son worships the Devil. He's obsessed with this awful kind of evil music! How could anyone like a song where all they do is scream and you can't understand a word they're saying!"

A true Corporate Metalhead will spring to action and will explain in the most professional manner that Metal is commonly misunderstood, and if one would take the time to study the music (as most Metalheads take pride in doing) - you will find the lyrics aren't that dark, often have implied meaning and the music is quite complex! To a CMH, it just sounds like the kid has an affinity for Metal and may recommend the parent consider getting the kid some guitar / drum / vocal lessons so both parties benefit.

If you're a professional like me, who just loves the opportunity to talk about Metal try putting this on your personal business card:

Jonathan Smith, CMH

That will get them asking!
by Vive les Metalheads, CMH January 16, 2010
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Job Corps

Job Corps, Where do I start. Instead of BITCHING AND MOANING about a free home, free food, and free college level education like everyone else, I will let you in on the real Job Corps. Job Corps is for kids from the ages 16 to 24 that cant get on their feet, make it through public school, or just survive. This place grows people up and make them choose between being a total fuck up piece of shit or being a real person that wants to live a good life without trouble. The people who have posted bad things about Job Corps are the ones who couldnt get the clue on being a real person. They are the ones that we saw in EXRA DUTY every weekend because they kept getting in trouble. THEY are the reason we have strict rules. The Rules here are not hard to follow and are common sense. They are in place to keep all safe and without problems. And you know what.... Mabey Job Corps staff do have a life and get laid. Did you ever think that they get paid to PUSH AND PUSH TO MAKE YOU BETTER. If you want to get Butt HURT because a bunch of teachers want to get paid minimal gov't wage to help you have a better life then they did, then go home and dont take the help. SHUT THE FUCK UP. GO HOME AND START SUCKING ON YOUR MOMS TIT. Because when your at home.... that is what you do..... suck the parents money, life and fun away. GET OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD. For those who are looking at Job Corps.... GO.... Learn somthing...... MAKE A BETtEr YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JIMMY- FUCK JOB CORPS

JOHN- HEY MAN DON"T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU
by Dracona3 October 20, 2009
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corporate nudge

1.A co-worker who is unable to fill their own job description, so they poke their nose in everyone elses work to feel like they are being helpful.

2.Someone who offers help then basically accomplishes nothing.

3.The person that short circuits your work to take the credit or point the finger at your success or failure.
William is supposed to be the Head of Management. Sadly unqualified he is now merely a corporate nudge.
by sauerpower January 12, 2007
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corporate grab ass

Meaningless corporate tasks that interfere with real work and tasks of employees;
Corporate events and meetings that waste time, accomplish nothing, and reduce the overall man-power and time to work on the project
My boss wants to play corporate grab ass by holding meeting after meeting for a small project, which could have been completed by now.
by dsoftware May 5, 2008
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corps squad

1. Sports team at the United States Military Academy.
2. spoiled brats who haven't gotten over the dumbass high school football team mentality ("hurr durr. thats what she said. hurr hurr hey bend over."
Who are these fucking plebes falling out in Central Area?
Oh, Corps Squadders. figures.
by greatolemiss February 2, 2009
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