coochie crouch

The female version of teabagging

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.

by Xeno486 August 31, 2021

Coochie Sand

It’s when you get sand in your coochie and you don’t want it their. Like that’s sum nasty shit.

Brittney: Damn, I got sum major coochie sand
Abby: Eww, go take a shower!

by Autumn_Baby October 11, 2021

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022

Coochie Carnival

When you go to a gathering and there are only females. This can also mean when a bunch of lesbian girls get together somewhere, it is called a coochie carnival because they are all playing with each other’s coochies.

Hey Lauren, did you go to Casie’s party last night? Yea it was a total coochie carnival. Hey, look at those lesbos Kelly and Kaitlyn over there, they look like they’re going to have a coochie carnival.

by Chris Freier March 7, 2022

coochie cover

A woman’s underwear

Damn her coochie covers are nasty af

by Im200%nigga April 2, 2022

Coochie momma

A girl that makes you go GYAT zamn, she is your queen and you must do everything for her because she’s your chip sugar mama

There goes my coochie momma

by Coochiemommasboy33 April 22, 2022

Coochie Goochie

The space between the bottom of a women's vagina down until the top of her butthole.

Sure, Mark may eat ass, but does he lick the coochie goochie?

by Chunky Spunk May 4, 2022