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Molotov Cocktail

An incendiary bomb that triggers a fire to spread when thrown.

It is made by a glass container, a flammable liquid (usually gasoline or alcohol with 50% alcohol content or higher), a rag and a source of fire (lighter or matches).

- Fill glass container with flammable liquid

- Make a wick with the rag and place it in the glass container with part of it hanging out

-Light the external part of the wick on fire

-Throw the Molotov Cocktail from a safe distance

I’m probably on a list now.

The Molotov Cocktail originated in Finland during the Winter War between the Soviet Union and Finland. The bomb was mass produced as a mockery to the Soviet lie of food being dropped to the Finns from the sky while, in reality, bombs were dropped instead. A drink to go with the food. The term: ‘Molotov Cocktail’ derived from the name of the Soviet foreign minister with the last name: ‘Molotov’.

Nowadays, Molotov Cocktails are utilised in riots and low-level terrorist attacks.
On April 16th 2023, the New Irish Republican Army was blamed for an attack on a police van in Derry/Londonderry, Northern Ireland where the Molotov Cocktail was used in large quantities during a New Irish Republican Army march to commemorate the Easter Rising of 1916.
by Сейдж August 13, 2023
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North Slope cocktail

Something sweet mixed with something alcoholic. Named for the North Slope of Alaska, where booze is scarce in the oil camps.
by Arturo G. May 24, 2010
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Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
by HTHD April 23, 2017
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Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail

Dr. Paul Marik has created a very basic cocktail, aka medical protocol, that consists of giving all three of these: Vitamin C, Thiamine and Dexamethasone, to Sepsis patients. This cocktail takes that potential risk of death from greater than %30 to almost zero. Doctors are hesitant to adopt it because the basic science hasn't convinced them and there isn't randomized controlled studies. However, there is no risk for bad effects. It's only good and there is no reason for big pharma to invest in this because there is no money to be make.
The ICU doc just gave my mum the Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail for her Sepsis.
by Lilibete February 24, 2019
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The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!
by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023
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cocktard

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.
by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011
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