Cookie Leg

The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.
After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.
by Professor Hulk June 04, 2021
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Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
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sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.
I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.
by Bubba the Love Sponge April 26, 2004
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Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.
Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.
by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016
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cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.
At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.
by Mrdusso March 12, 2017
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cookie day

Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.
Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!
by partypartyparty🎉🎉🎉 November 24, 2019
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Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine
“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”
by Corbear123 April 17, 2018
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