1) A candle that could be held in ones arse - normally for some odd sexual fantasy involving melted wax
2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart
3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs
2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart
3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs
1) *dominatrix*: "ooh yer baby i love that ass candle"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"
2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"
*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"
3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"
2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"
*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"
3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"
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A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
by Samtasticle June 14, 2006
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A chick that likes lots of sex with candles burned on her and around her.
A chick that likes lots of sex with candles burned on her and around her.
Used to talk shit on hippies.
1.Take your guitar and get off my lawn you damn candle burners.
2. I hate those smelly candle burners with their dread locks and hacky sacs.
Good for chicks though:
Guy1: Who's that fine lookin chick.
Guy2: That girl? Shes a candle burner.
Guy1: Hell ya.
1.Take your guitar and get off my lawn you damn candle burners.
2. I hate those smelly candle burners with their dread locks and hacky sacs.
Good for chicks though:
Guy1: Who's that fine lookin chick.
Guy2: That girl? Shes a candle burner.
Guy1: Hell ya.
by SM WS April 20, 2006
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A guy that does everything a masculine guy wouldn't do when it comes to sex. Is basically a female emotionally, but a male physically. Which relates candles in that a masculine man wouldn't light candles and make love. Only candlelighters light candles and make love.
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- I don’t know I’m just coddling my balls.
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Yeah babe suck it.. yes.. coddle my balls.. oh yeah!
- I don’t know I’m just coddling my balls.
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Yeah babe suck it.. yes.. coddle my balls.. oh yeah!
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