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the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.
by Mike B May 26, 2005
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modern sport that involves placeing parking cones in public roadways in order to disturb the flow of traffic.
I am going to go coneing on Thornebrooke Rd. tonight.
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Extreme Conditioning is a perk that is for rushers.........
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