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complexifier

A euphemism for penis, something that confounds a situation or makes things significantly more confusing. Jeff Bezos accused David Pecker (a Trump supporter) and the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" (The New York Times). Pecker claimed to have obtained messages of Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez, threatening to publish those texts and photos. President Trump is not a fan of Bezos nor the Washington Post, which is now owned by Bezos. Bezos hired a private investigator to determine how his private information leaked and to determine whether the National Enquirer was politically motivated. In consideration of Bezos' ongoing divorce and the common theme in this story of dick, Pecker, and semi-erect manhood, possibly the best euphemism for penis is complexifier (Stephen Colbert - LSSC episode 2019 Feb 12).

(According to Google Ngram, the first published instance of this word in English was in Outposts, Issues 1-29, published by Kraus Reprint, University of Michigan in 1944. It has since appeared in a number of other publications, but is not a common word in the English language. Etymologically, it may be of French origin.)
"My ownership of the Washington Post is a complexifier for me. It’s unavoidable that certain powerful people who experience Washington Post news coverage will wrongly conclude I am their enemy." -Jeff Bezos, 2019 Feb
by whoisboris February 12, 2019
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Complexual

Someone who is complicated when it comes to anything sexual.
“You eat ass, but you won’t suck a dick that came out of your ass? You are such a complexual individual”.
by HarveyMorales February 28, 2022
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Complexticated

Too confusing and difficult to acheive
This math work is complexticated
by J|_|§¯|¯Ï|/| April 5, 2003
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Complex Pi

When the trip of the complex number π + iπ to the Argand plane was a disappointment, as it failed to secure an exact position on it—both real and imaginary axes couldn’t accurately accommodate the irrational π on them.
Complex pi has come to terms that it can only be located approximately when students try to plot it on the Argand or complex plane.
by Fasters December 26, 2021
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Sami Complex

When a girl constantly breaks up with a guy who is a complete ass, and then gets back together with him within 24 hours of the break up.
Girl: I can't believe you smoked weed!!! We are through, forever this time.
Guy: But baby, I love you and I swear I'll change, please don't leave me!
*23 hours later*
Girl: I miss you, I want to get back together.

Random Person: That Girl Has A Sami Complex.
by MrAnthonyhk October 30, 2012
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People who 99% of the time post only close up head shots of themselves versus rarely (if ever) posting full body shots.
She has an Iceberg Complex or Iceberging because you never see full body pics of her.

He icebergs all his pics. What is he hiding?
by JQM July 8, 2014
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Aladdin Complex

When a rich girl has the desire to date/save a poor person.
"Tammy tends to date street rats"
"Yea, she has a real Aladdin Complex"
by ClayShoaf September 21, 2016
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