commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

go commit die

Term used by Roblox users to bypass the word "KY$" or "go commit sui*ide". It originated from an old popular Reddit post.

Roblox Player 1: hahaha you noob me pro
Roblox Player 2 : go commit die bro

by funnimemsxdd July 11, 2023

commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!

Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there

by TroyC January 18, 2023

Go commit alt f4

The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.

Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.

person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)

by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023

Commit

Commit basically means to do something and is often used by people in the form of jokes or in place of the word "do".
Example
"Time to commit noob murder in CoD:M" means "Time to kill noobs in CoD:M"

"Aight guys I'mma go and commit dishes."
"Time to commit sleep"

by Wizard man 5797 June 24, 2021