the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 08, 2023
Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 09, 2011
a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change
They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 05, 2025
Comfort voices are a broad or narrow spectrum of voices (fictional and/or real) that you think of listening to comfort your worries or lighten your blues. Similar to a comfort character, but to their voice specifically.
I gotta have time for this podcast because one of my comfort voices is on the newest episode. I can't miss it!
by EmjayFireheart December 18, 2021
A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.
by Defiant116 March 04, 2023
by Jfalix287 December 09, 2020
Verb, noun
Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.
Noun
The taste of the south in your mouth.
Noun
Egg nog.
Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.
Noun
The taste of the south in your mouth.
Noun
Egg nog.
1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
by Allen Akbar December 09, 2020