someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 26, 2019
Get the coltonmug. A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.
by kushi! February 4, 2022
Get the coltonmug. by Ahboiiii September 15, 2020
Get the Conan Coltonmug. Colton is a quiet kid who is very quiet until you get to know him he’s most likely to shoot up w school and makes up excuses to go and watch birds he can be thoughtful tho and will do things for you even if you are a douche to him colton is a good friend to have and don’t let him go
Kid 1: wow that’s a cool bird
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!
by Colton 560153 September 6, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. by I'll eat it ATM August 21, 2014
Get the colton Bosawmug. 
Get the coltonmug.