a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025
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A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.
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